This is how you do St. Patrick’s Day in Dublin

Um, so. What’s happening, blogland? I’m sitting in a shitty hotel room in the middle of Dungarvan, in County Waterford. The past week has been…nuts. I met the Irish president, rode a bus through the St. Paddy’s Day parade in Dublin, stayed overnight in the Burlington Wing of Lismore Castle (with the whole place to myself), and was interviewed by newspapers and radio stations about my ancestry search.

More on all that later. For now – because I’ll probably pass out in about five minutes – I’m sharing a few highlights from St. Patrick’s Day in Dublin.

First up: there was snow. Lots of it. The entire media group was outright depressed over the weather, and hearing a policeman say, “this hasn’t happened in 17 years!” didn’t make things any better. But we also didn’t know that we were going to be actually PARTICIPATING in the parade…on an open-top bus.

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Yes, I rode on a bus through thousands upon thousands of people all celebrating St. Patrick…a massive sea of green and orange. I waved my hand and pretended I was an Irish princess. Sometimes people blew me kisses. Occasionally, the bus would stop and someone would find a lull in the cheering to shout, “Who ARE you guys?!” Two young lads try to throw bottles of orange juice at us. (You can see a video here.)

At the end of the route, we boarded a stationary bus to watch the rest of the parade. It was…probably the most bizarre parade I’ve ever witnessed. I’m not sure if I just wasn’t getting ANY of the Irish pop culture references, but the whole thing was like Mardi Gras on steroids. There were giant monkeys dancing around, huge pieces of clothing, monsters strutting around in monster fashion, and the occasional pirate sailing by on his ship.

Epic.

When it was all over, we had our first pint of Guinness and some food before heading out to take photos of the crowds in Temple Bar. The place was a goddamned mess. We literally could not even fight our way through the crowds, so we stood back and took photos. Fortunately everyone was drunk enough to willingly pose for us. At some point an old man walked by with a wicked lean on, barely able to stand upright. Other people were humping in the streets. Girls were making out in alleyways and dudes were pissing in doorframes.

It. Was. NUTS.

Fortunately we had scored media passes to the celebrations at the Guinness Storehouse, where things were…kinda tamer. There was a silent disco, some live music, and a station for pouring your own pint. BUT you can’t really turn down a Guinness in the Gravity Bar on St. Patrick’s Day, so we stole a table from some youngsters and got busy. Things kinda escalated at that point.

My last clear memory is sucking down wine at a fancy restaurant away from the sheer debauchery going on in the streets of Dublin. Eventually myself and a few others from the media crew found ourselves in a hotel bar that was CRAMMED with party-goers. I think I crawled into bed at 4 AM.

Dublin, you win this time.

  • March 23 2013

    Omigod that looks insane.

  • March 23 2013

    Omigod that looks insane.

  • March 23 2013
    Joya

    I spent a St. Patrick’s Day in Dublin too and it is definitely cray cray but I had a lot of fun. The parade was not at all what I thought it was going to be – there was no Irish music or dancing!

  • March 24 2013
    sparkpunk

    I think a new section of your blog should just be raw footage or unedited audio of all of the times you black out. :-P

  • March 24 2013
    sparkpunk

    I think a new section of your blog should just be raw footage or unedited audio of all of the times you black out. :-P

  • March 25 2013

    looks like fun!

  • March 25 2013

    looks like fun!

  • March 25 2013

    looks like fun!

  • March 25 2013

    looks like fun!

  • March 26 2013

    Oooooh, I like that! Dublin looks fun. =)

  • March 26 2013

    Oooooh, I like that! Dublin looks fun. =)

  • March 26 2013

    Oooooh, I like that! Dublin looks fun. =)

  • March 26 2013

    how awesome!

  • March 27 2013

    I’ve always been curious about St. Pat’s in Dublin, this looks delightfully debaucherous as opposed to say, New York or Boston, which is just tragically debaucherous and total amateur hour.

  • March 27 2013

    I’ve always been curious about St. Pat’s in Dublin, this looks delightfully debaucherous as opposed to say, New York or Boston, which is just tragically debaucherous and total amateur hour.

  • March 27 2013

    I’ve always wondered about St. Pat’s in Dublin. This looks delightfully debaucherous. As opposed to the experiences I’ve had in Boston and New York, which are total amateur hour.

  • March 29 2013
    Jennifer Leonard

    Awesome !! I like it

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  • March 29 2013
    Jennifer Leonard

    Awesome !! I like it

    http://www.posarellivillas.de

  • March 29 2013
    Jennifer Leonard

    Awesome !! I like it

    http://www.posarellivillas.de

  • March 29 2013
    Jennifer Leonard

    Awesome !! I like it

    http://www.posarellivillas.de

  • March 30 2013

    HAHA seems a little too crazy if such a thing is possible! This is why I decided Galway would be better for st patricks day. Dublin seem to just have people loose their dignities

  • March 30 2013

    HAHA seems a little too crazy if such a thing is possible! This is why I decided Galway would be better for st patricks day. Dublin seem to just have people loose their dignities

  • March 30 2013

    HAHA seems a little too crazy if such a thing is possible! This is why I decided Galway would be better for st patricks day. Dublin seem to just have people loose their dignities

  • March 30 2013

    and I thought St Patrick’s day in New Orleans was crazy! Sounds like a blast! You can recover when you come home! Love it!

  • March 31 2013

    Amazing! St. Patrick’s Day was made for you. :)

  • March 31 2013

    Amazing! St. Patrick’s Day was made for you. :)

  • March 31 2013

    Amazing! St. Patrick’s Day was made for you. :)

  • April 01 2013

    proper st. paddys. I was in Bangkok and it was a poor showing.

  • April 01 2013

    proper st. paddys. I was in Bangkok and it was a poor showing.

  • April 01 2013

    proper st. paddys. I was in Bangkok and it was a poor showing.

  • April 04 2013
    JoAnna

    So much fun! Glad I got to share the experience with you!

  • April 04 2013
    JoAnna

    So much fun! Glad I got to share the experience with you!

  • April 09 2013
    Wandergirl

    Sounds amazing and insane! I definitely need to do St. Pat’s in Dublin again. We went to the Guinness Storehouse the next day and it was hilarious because nearly everyone there was clearly nursing an epic hangover.

  • April 09 2013
    Wandergirl

    Sounds amazing and insane! I definitely need to do St. Pat’s in Dublin again. We went to the Guinness Storehouse the next day and it was hilarious because nearly everyone there was clearly nursing an epic hangover.

  • April 09 2013
    Wandergirl

    Sounds amazing and insane! I definitely need to do St. Pat’s in Dublin again. We went to the Guinness Storehouse the next day and it was hilarious because nearly everyone there was clearly nursing an epic hangover.

  • April 09 2013
    Wandergirl

    Sounds amazing and insane! I definitely need to do St. Pat’s in Dublin again. We went to the Guinness Storehouse the next day and it was hilarious because nearly everyone there was clearly nursing an epic hangover.

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