funny texts with a stranger

The greatest text message conversation of all time, with a stranger

These things just fall into my lap sometimes.

I had a funny feeling at some point that this dude might be…well, mentally unstable. So I cut off the convo once he started asking to call me.

Hi, how r u?

Damn. Might have tossed away my one chance at romance.

  • October 11 2012
    Nancy

    When he said ‘can i call you baby’ you should have said ‘maybe’!

  • October 11 2012

    Everybody needs more random things in their life. Way to rock it, Candice!

  • October 11 2012

    HAHAHAHAHAHA!….I have nothing more to say. HAHAHA!

  • October 11 2012
    Anna Leevia

    Finally someone that also keeps the sms conversation with weird needy strangers. I do that too sometimes, can be fun. haha!

    • October 17 2012

      It happens ALL the time! I have an awesome burger one too. I shall share sometime.

  • October 11 2012
    KaleenasKaleidoscope

    That. Is. Amazeballs. I was propositioned for marriage by an illegal immigrant recently, but I think this tops even that. Excellent work! hahaha

  • October 11 2012

    hysterical. dont stop!!!

    • October 17 2012

      It’s over! Maybe I’ll message him out of the blue one day

  • October 11 2012
    DFA

    hahaha y don u wan go to AV wit me git BJ at fud cort?

  • October 11 2012
    Heather

    hahaha only you, I swear!

  • October 11 2012
    Wandertooth

    Holy crap-oly, this made my morning. It kind of reminds me of the sport of scam baiting – responding to scam emails (typically originating from Nigeria) with nonsensical promises for the simple pleasure of wasting the scammers time, resources, and patience. It’s the simple pleasures that make life so lovely, non?

    • October 17 2012

      I 100% agree, and I can’t believe I haven’t done that yet. New mission.

  • October 11 2012

    Amazing! I love anonymous people so much sometimes.

  • October 12 2012
    GoHere

    Account that’s the stuff serial killers are made of!

  • October 12 2012

    Falling in love in a hopeless place.

  • October 12 2012

    Pee-my-pants funny!! That is the GREATEST text message with a stranger.

  • October 16 2012

    OMG! HA HA I love that at the end he just becomes incoherent. Was he a Newfie?

    • October 17 2012

      Most def, only a Newfie would respond with “town” when asked “Where r u from?” Hahaha

  • October 16 2012

    My takeaway: If 36 isn’t too old, I’ve still got a shot at 35. ;-)

  • October 16 2012
    cheryl howard

    This is awesome! Thanks for making my day. :)

  • October 17 2012

    HAHAHA, epic! I wouldn’t have been able to carry the conversation that far. He was probably heart broken. ;)

    • October 17 2012

      I know, I ended up feeling too bad about it all! Haha

  • October 17 2012
    creative nomad

    HAHAHA!!! I swear I got a text similar, some guy who somehow got my number one drunk night and asked me to move in with him the next day and be his wife… he would message 50 times before I messaged one and strangley never wrote with vowels so his message would be like “cn y mv n wth m?”

  • October 02 2013
    Lukespartacus

    Awesome, some people have all the luck… I actually have to go out into the world to find dates…

  • October 02 2013
    Lukespartacus

    Awesome, some people have all the luck… I actually have to go out into the world to find dates…

  • October 02 2013
    Lukespartacus

    Awesome, some people have all the luck… I actually have to go out into the world to find dates…

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