These things just fall into my lap sometimes.
I had a funny feeling at some point that this dude might be…well, mentally unstable. So I cut off the convo once he started asking to call me.
Hi, how r u?
Damn. Might have tossed away my one chance at romance.
When he said ‘can i call you baby’ you should have said ‘maybe’!
LMAO!
Hahahahaha
Everybody needs more random things in their life. Way to rock it, Candice!
Hahahaha, thanks!
HAHAHAHAHAHA!….I have nothing more to say. HAHAHA!
Says it all! Hahaha
Finally someone that also keeps the sms conversation with weird needy strangers. I do that too sometimes, can be fun. haha!
It happens ALL the time! I have an awesome burger one too. I shall share sometime.
That. Is. Amazeballs. I was propositioned for marriage by an illegal immigrant recently, but I think this tops even that. Excellent work! hahaha
Why thank you!
hysterical. dont stop!!!
It’s over! Maybe I’ll message him out of the blue one day
hahaha y don u wan go to AV wit me git BJ at fud cort?
Dies for a big of fud cort and Pipsi
hahaha only you, I swear!
Always. ;)
Holy crap-oly, this made my morning. It kind of reminds me of the sport of scam baiting – responding to scam emails (typically originating from Nigeria) with nonsensical promises for the simple pleasure of wasting the scammers time, resources, and patience. It’s the simple pleasures that make life so lovely, non?
I 100% agree, and I can’t believe I haven’t done that yet. New mission.
Amazing! I love anonymous people so much sometimes.
May he never read this conversation.
Account that’s the stuff serial killers are made of!
Good thing we didn’t meet at the Av!
Falling in love in a hopeless place.
“Hi how r u?” I miss you guys.
Pee-my-pants funny!! That is the GREATEST text message with a stranger.
Why thank ya!
OMG! HA HA I love that at the end he just becomes incoherent. Was he a Newfie?
Most def, only a Newfie would respond with “town” when asked “Where r u from?” Hahaha
My takeaway: If 36 isn’t too old, I’ve still got a shot at 35. ;-)
Precisely!
This is awesome! Thanks for making my day. :)
Lol, anytime!
HAHAHA, epic! I wouldn’t have been able to carry the conversation that far. He was probably heart broken. ;)
I know, I ended up feeling too bad about it all! Haha
HAHAHA!!! I swear I got a text similar, some guy who somehow got my number one drunk night and asked me to move in with him the next day and be his wife… he would message 50 times before I messaged one and strangley never wrote with vowels so his message would be like “cn y mv n wth m?”
Bahaha! Secret code?
Awesome, some people have all the luck… I actually have to go out into the world to find dates…
Awesome, some people have all the luck… I actually have to go out into the world to find dates…
Awesome, some people have all the luck… I actually have to go out into the world to find dates…
