Merry freaking Christmas

Guys. I am in a turkey/beer/good feelings/Christmas coma, but I couldn’t let the holidays pass without saying “MERRY CHRISTMAS!” Although I AM a day late. Sorry about that.

I’m back to full-time freelance. Among things to look forward to is a post titled “Pictures of Candice Riding Things.” It’s exactly what you think it is.

And since I’m currently curled up on my bed drinking canned beer and waiting for good friends to show up to get this Boxing Day shindig started, I’ll just leave you with this epic Facebook status update from yesterday, which has apparently been the topic of discussion in multiple households. I had no idea. When I was told what happened, I dropped the box I was carrying and doubled over in laughter.

Ladies and gents, my family:

Merry Christmas, lovelies! I’m taking some time off to enjoy a little peace and quiet, but as the great Arnold Arnold Schwarzenegger once said, “I’ll be back.”

  • December 26 2011

    Merry Christmas Candice!
    Good to know you’ve kicked the shitting in corner habit :-)

    • December 30 2011

      Tough habit to break, tough habit to break.

  • December 27 2011

    That status update is hilarious, Candice. Also hilarious is the photo you posted I think on Facebook with you and your mom holding up your different stages in life Christmas underwear. Merry Christmas!

    • December 30 2011

      Haahaha, I can’t believe she let me post it!!

  • December 27 2011

    Merry belated Xmas!!! Hope 2012 is incredible for you! :)

    • December 30 2011

      Thanks, my dear!! I hope our paths cross this year!

  • December 27 2011

    definitely looking forward to that post! :D and more handwritten posts :)
    And your family is hilarious.
    Glad you’re having a good holiday :) Looking forward to NYE! :D Don’t leave my ticket behind when you return to the city :P

    • December 30 2011


      Just kidding.

      Here’s to 2012!

  • December 28 2011

    That jovial red-suited punk is finally bringing me what I asked for? Can’t wait!
    I hope you had a wonderful Christmas, Candice – and I’m wishing you a freaking awesome new year, too! :)

  • December 30 2011
    Kay Jax

    This status was definitely a topic of conversation in our house!
    I haven’t seen my Dad laugh that hard in a long time – Thanks for the giggles :D

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