A trail etiquette guide for Johnston Canyon, Alberta

On my overnight birthday trip to Banff, the crew and myself were much too hungover to actually participate in anything strenuous. Plus, herding a gaggle of 20-something men around is more difficult than pushing a rhino through a keyhole. By the time we showed up in town, it was late afternoon and our hopes of hiking Lake Louise to the teahouse were dashed.

My buddy Luke suggested Johnston Canyon, a place I had never heard of. It’s marked “easy” on the trail guide, and has a gentle boardwalk along most of Johnston Creek. The distance to the end of the trail at the Ink Pots (which we didn’t make) is 5.8 kilometres. The Creek itself originates north of Castle Mountain, in a glacial valley, and eventually empties out into the Bow River.

The soft limestone of the Canyon has allowed for some pretty cool formations over the years: steep canyon walls, waterfalls, tunnels, pools, and caves. The Ink Pots are six blue-green pools, fed by springs. In the winter you can go ice climbing on the frozen waterfalls.

You also get a pretty sweet view of the Matterhorn. This isn’t the Matterhorn. I just call every pointy mountain “The Matterhorn.”

There were a lot of…interesting characters on the trail. Parents with screaming babies. Senior citizens out for a stroll. Hordes of teenagers posing with the peace sign.

(Ooh, aah…caves and waterfalls.)

There were some questionable behavioural displays as well. So I thought if these people ever follow up on their adventures and stumble across my blog, they’ll be educated in their idiocy.

To the young girl who stood on the bridge at the Lower Falls, posing for photos for TEN MINUTES while the rest of us crowded at the end waiting to cross: we’re not the least bit sorry for eventually forcing our way. I also do not apologize for pointedly lingering on the frame of your shots.

Solution: Selfie. YOU’RE WELCOME.

(And so we took our own photos, in front of the cave.)

To the two Brits who stomped through a muddy puddle as they passed my friend Jess and I, effectively splashing dirty water all over us: Screw you guys.

Solution: stop being an asshole.

To the elderly man wearing a neon purple windbreaker dawdling along the trail at a snail’s pace and never once moving aside for other trekkers: You do disservice to your age group.

Solution: STAY TO THE LEFT. Basic social etiquette.

(Don’t get all bent out of shape, tree.)

But in the end it was a solid hangover hike for a group of 20-something hooligans recovering from the Stampede.

  • July 31 2013

    That place looks gorgeous! How far is it from Calgary? Looks like I’m going to be in the city in early October for a couple days and I want to see some mountains.

    • August 09 2013

      Yes, GO! I have so many suggestions for Banff if you go! It’s about a 2-hour drive. You can easily get to anywhere in the park from Calgary!

  • July 31 2013
    Mike

    In the US, the slow keep to the right. Do you guys drive like the British too?

  • August 04 2013

    great photos… I went to Banff about 4 years ago and forgot that I have actually been here (ahhh memory is already gone at 33 years old!). I don’t remember any annoying people along the trail but I for sure have had my share of them this year visiting other places – it’s like people don’t care about being polite any more. PS I didn’t make it to the paint pots either – but I heard they were beautiful!

  • August 04 2013

    great photos… I went to Banff about 4 years ago and forgot that I have actually been here (ahhh memory is already gone at 33 years old!). I don’t remember any annoying people along the trail but I for sure have had my share of them this year visiting other places – it’s like people don’t care about being polite any more. PS I didn’t make it to the paint pots either – but I heard they were beautiful!

    • August 09 2013

      Next time! They really weren’t THAT bad. I think on the longer treks it would have been less noticeable, as you’re not so likely to bring screaming babies on such journeys, haha.

  • August 10 2013
    hikebiketravel

    Candice your photos are great!! You have so improved. I’ve slip slided up the canyon in winter but the thought of summer crowds – and idiots- scares me away.

  • August 10 2013
    hikebiketravel

    Candice your photos are great!! You have so improved. I’ve slip slided up the canyon in winter but the thought of summer crowds – and idiots- scares me away.

    • August 12 2013

      Thanks so much, Leigh! It’s taken awhile to get there. ;)

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