I scored myself a weeklong pass to George Street Fest this year.
In the end I made it to about three events. GSF is serious business, people. Itâ€™s not for the faint of heart, or the inexperienced festival-goer, or the agoraphobic.
Iâ€™m none of those things, but I am old. At 28, my party days are preferably limited to once a week. Recovery time = one month.
George Street is a street in St. Johnâ€™s with more pubs and clubs per square foot than any other street in North America. (I’m sick of the word “street.”) It gets pretty sloppy down there on the weekends, but youâ€™re guaranteed a good time.
And once a year, at the end of July, the street plays host to a number of big bands and upcoming musicians. You pay one admission fee and get access to the entire street, and for one glorious week, you can ramble between bars with a beer in your hand.
1. Get tickets in advance
Things donâ€™t often sell out (thereâ€™s surprisingly a lot of space on George Street), but itâ€™s a good idea to buy your tickets when they first go on sale. Serena Ryder played this year. Sheâ€™s a big deal.
2. Daytime on the street is awesome
If thereâ€™s a band you want to see, come early. Like, before 8 PM. This is the only way youâ€™ll secure a view of the stage, and although youâ€™ll end up getting squeezed in by thousands of people, once youâ€™ve got a spot itâ€™s yours.
Plus itâ€™s just kinda fun to be down there before the sun sets. Take in the crowds and meet some interesting people from around the world. Things can get pretty eccentric. My favourite this year was the guy with the shirt that read, â€œAustralian and single.â€ Iâ€™m sure it worked smashingly.
3. Check out the Saturday night Kitchen Party
A Kitchen Party is a Newfoundland classic. Weâ€™re notorious for crowding around in kitchens, strumming up jigs â€˜n reels while downing beers and dancing up a storm. Thereâ€™s nothing better than a good Newfoundland trad session.
Every Saturday of GSF is dedicated to this experience, and although itâ€™s not exactly your traditional setting, youâ€™ll get a taste of Newfoundland â€˜lore and music. Shannyganock played this year, and they put off a damned fine show. They even wrapped up with the Ode to Newfoundland. I maybe got a little teary-eyed.
4. Donâ€™t be stingy
Itâ€™s not cheap. Nothing about GSF is cheap. The tickets start at $25+, and cans of beer are $6+. (Just like most festivals in Canada, really.)
Save some cash, and have fun with it.
5. You CAN find less crowded corners
One of my favourite places to hang out during GSF is on the rooftop of Turkey Joeâ€™s. For reals. They have a nice open deck area, and youâ€™re never competing for space. The only downside is that you wonâ€™t have a great view of the stage, but at least you can witness the mayhem in the streets.
6. Play Regatta Roulette
The Wednesday following every single GSF is devoted to the St. Johnâ€™s Regatta â€“ the oldest continuous sporting event in North America. Itâ€™s also a holiday. BUT if weather conditions arenâ€™t great, the event gets pushed ahead a day.
Playing Regatta Roulette means you maximize all your fun at GSF while running the risk that you may have to work the next morning. If you donâ€™t have to work, immediately nurse your hangover by heading to the beer tent at the regatta grounds around Quidi Vidi Lake. Itâ€™s pretty much the best day ever.
7. Follow the @GeorgeStreetLive people to win stuff
A few of my friends won VIP passes this year by participating in social media contests with @GeorgeStreetLive. This means you get your own special corner with free booze being handed to you by bartenders. Not bad, right? You can also win passes, and swag. So do it.
8. Come hang out with me
Like you needed the invitation.